sobota 12. října 2013

BBB, aka BENEDICT'S BEST BITS

You see, I'm a simpleton. I doesn't take much to make angry but I also don't need much to be genuinely happy. Like for example bubbles! Or bananas (preferably on a party)! Or bed! Or Blackadder!
Oh...I see a pattern emerging. 

Well, then no wonder Benedict Cumberbatch's (look at all the Bs!) IAmA was exactly the kind of thing that makes me immensely, overwhelmingly and even disgustingly happy. Although, let's face it, whom doesn't. Therefore it needs to commemorated forever by its best bits being put up here, on this abominable imitation of blog.


COME ON, YOU KNOW I KNOW YOU WANT TO READ IT TOO!

neděle 6. října 2013

BBC KNOWS ITS TARGET AUDIENCE

BBC One. The fabulous British TV channel that a lot of fandoms have a pathological love-hate relationship with. Its main purpose of existence seems to be creating brilliant TV series we get addicted to and then either:

a) give us three episodes every 2 years 

b) enjoy letting its characters go through emotional and physical hell that forces the fans to find comfort in the form of chocolate/alcoholic beverages/shock blankets

c) usually all of the above...



Also, they are very much aware of all the shipping frenzy that's going on.
And even more than that. Look, they're encouraging it!

EVIDENCE No. 1: How BBC presents the news that Benedict Cumberbatch and Emma Watson have been voted the sexiest movie stars of 2013:




EVIDENCE No. 2: How the BBC cruelly reminds us of Merthur and then shamelessly suggest that we should these two guys. 
Sure!!! Because we will love to see one of them die and the other wait for him to return pretty much till the end of the universe....






So yeah, dear BBC. 
I only got ONE thing to say to you!



sobota 5. října 2013

NATION!

THIS IS AN UNPRECEDENTED ATTACK ON FREE SPEECH. YOUTUBE COMMENTS ARE THE FREEST SPEECH THERE IS.


FREE FROM PUNCTUATION, FREE FROM SPELLING, APPARENTLY FREE OF MEDICATION.
- Stephen Colbert -




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neděle 9. června 2013



MONKEYS DO GIVE A SHIT ABOUT EQUAL PAY

Oh, nature. It's wonderful to see that it's not only humans who are like that, isn't it!